Black Christmas

Evil clown Santa covered in blood.

I’m dreaming of a black Christmas

Where every heart is filled with paralyzing fear and unbridled terror.

Fear gets your blood pumping on a cold crisp morning after grave robbing all night.

I can curl up in my torture chamber and read about vampires, werewolves and still enjoy a good scream.

I feel like singing my favorite carol:

You better watch out
You might as well cry
Your future is black
I’m telling you why
An evil clown is coming for you

Your name’s on his list
You’ve cheated and lied
He knows¬† you’ve been bad
There’s nowhere to hide
An evil clown is coming for you

With little girl ears and little boy thumbs
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
An evil clown is coming for you

If you re looking for a good scare this Christmas, try one of these:

Don’t Look Behind You: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DCFQTVE

Scary Stories Vol 1: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GA55824

Scary Stories Vol 2: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00J0GUEMO

Scary Stories Vol 3: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L4Y3LES

Scar Stories Vol 4:  http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NW2C0VU

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