Would you like to become an organ donor? Clowns are not surgeons, but they are experts in the lost art of amputation. So, the next time you’re at the circus and you think you might want to donate a limb to science, find a clown in one of the tents. It will usual be the one at the end of the fairgrounds. Clowns like privacy. They are prone to making funny noises that can disturb the other circus performers. How would you like to be awakened by a diabolical laugh or a blood curdling scream in the middle of the night?
Clowns always carry sharp butcher knifes and they like to whittle when they aren’t scaring little children and rodeo bulls. You’ll be amazed at the handiwork they hang upside down in their tents. Clowns are neat. They always glue the drivers license to each donor’s forehead for those who might be searching for a missing loved one.
Remember, clowns are people too. People who want to hurt you.
While you’re looking for a clown, stop and visit with my dear fiends while you still can.
My new book, Scary Stories- Volume 4 is available to scare you silly if you dare:
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