Horror Can Get Ugly 10

Ugly 10

When I was fourteen, I had a terrible case of acne. I used every type of medication I could find, but nothing helped. None of the kids in my class would sit next to me. Did I mention I had a huge nose and elephant ears like dumbo. My mother said it was a temporary hormonal thing, which would go away when I became a woman.

She was right, but after that awful zombie grazed me with his rotten tooth, my complexion has deteriorated completely. On the bright side, since my nose has begun to fall off, it’s not the humongous snozolla it used to be. Thank God for small favors.

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