Horror Can Get Ugly 11

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I took the one less traveled. Golly gee, was that a big mistake? Look at that mouthful of teeth.

It’s sad no one will ever know what happened to me. I doubt this big fellow will leave one bone behind.

I just looked up T-Rex on the internet. Just my luck to stumble across something 40 feet long, 13 feet tall, weighing 7.5 tons while bird watching on a blissful sunny day in the forest. I can run pretty fast, but I’m no match for speeds ranging from 25-45 mph. I don’t think I can reach his eyes with my pocket knife unless I get off a lucky stab on my way into his mouth.

Well, I’ve always wondered if there is a heaven or a hell and I’m about to find out. Woe is me.
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