Particularly when the wolfbane blooms.
Even a man who is pure in heart
and says his prayers by night
may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
and the autumn moon is bright.
Warning signs your spouse may be a werewolf:
- Red Hair
- Born on the twenty-fifth of December
- Eyebrows join in the middle
- Index and middle fingers are the same length
- Love of rare or raw meat
- Hair on the palms of the hands
- Hair on the inside of the skin
- Will change back to a human if you throw a piece of iron or steel over its head when in animal form.
Why did the werewolf have a stomach-ache?
A: Must’ve been someone he ate.
What does a werewolf like to eat with his pizza?
A: A slice of delivery boy.
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