Horror is a Beautiful Thing 5

Halloween Costume

I’ll bring the claw hammer, but where can you hide the machete in that costume?

I like what you’re wearing, but I don’t think it’s the right costume for Halloween, and more importantly, to dismember treat-or-treaters.  You need pockets or something you can wear with a raincoat. And without a white beard you won’t make a good Santa.

Oh, you’re going as Mrs. Claus. That’s more like it. I don’t know about Rudolph and the other reindeer, but I’m feeling horny already.

I can be your helper and I’ll bring the machete. Beards make my face itch anyway.

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