I Love Candy

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens are very cool, but mint humbugs and jelly belly beans put me in heaven. I love candy.

Girls in white dresses do trip my trigger, but there’s nothing better than some curley wurleys and some cherry lips. I love candy.

I don’t know about leaves in the wind, pictures of my friends, but a red devilĀ  and someĀ  black jacks can drive me wild. I love candy.

Why are you looking at me like that?

If you wake my sleeping kid, I’ll cut you.

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