Why did you have to follow me into the bedroom? I wanted this to be a surprise, but you spoiled it. Now I won’t get to handcuff you to the bed. Now there’s nothing left to do, but just kill you.
Damn, I was looking forward to torturing and mutilating you all day while I sleepwalked through my boring job. My boss is a real asshole. But I’ve got plans for him, too.
Men are pigs, and they need to die.
How do you like my knife? Even Crocodile Dundee would be impressed with this toad sticker. Don’t you think?
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