My Friends Are Dying To Meet You 3


The following quotes are cool, but not relevant to the picture whatsoever. Enjoy!

A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.

Either she’s dead or my watch has stopped.  Groucho Marx

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.  Johnny Carson

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. Linda Grayson

A dead atheist is someone who is all dressed up with no place to go.  James Duffecy

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. Unknown

You’ll feel that warm fuzzy feeling when you visit my friends in their various lairs:






My book, Scary Stories- Volume 4 is available to scare you silly if you dare:

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