No, I can’t let you go. I kill people and you are my next victim.
I know the ropes are cutting off the circulation, but you won’t have that problem much longer.Yes, there will be a lot of blood but not so much pain. Don’t worry. I’m going to bludgeon you in the head with the sledge hammer a few times before I start cutting.
You have an appointment with the dentist tomorrow morning? There’s a charge for a no-show?
Nimrod! What part of dismemberment don’t you understand. When your head is separated from your torso, you won’t have to worry about bills and cavities ever again.
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