When You Wish Upon A Star

Wish Upon A Star

When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you

Don’t buy into this Disney bullshit!

I’ve been sitting in my dungeon wishing on a star for an eternity and nothing happens.

Still no hands, no eyes, no ears and no tongue after so many wishes.

Guess you’re wondering how I know it’s night if I can’t see. That’s simple, I don’t have ears but I can still hear.

My cellmate has no arms and legs, but he has one eye in the middle of his forehead, and he tells me when the stars come out. He also does a helluva Elvis impersonation on Blue Suede Shoes.

I can’t read Billy Wells great horror stories but you can by clicking one of the covers below:


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