Monthly Archives: February 2014

Zombie Humor: Crunchy Popcorn

Zombie Humor: Crunchy Popcorn Zombie #1, “Gee, Stinky, I love this crunchy popcorn.” “I’ll say. I particularly like the gristle, and the fingernails melt in your mouth if you suck on them awhile. But watch out for jewelry, I cracked … Continue reading

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Zombie Humor: Where Humans Lurk

Zombie Humor: Where Humans Lurk “What is this place?” Zombie #1 asked. “The humans call it hell.” “Ummhh. It smells bad, I mean…good. My mouth is watering. After chowing down on a smattering of brain on the half skull, Zombie … Continue reading

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Horror Is a Beautiful Thing

Horror Is a Beautiful Thing… Take a leap of faith into the dark. Visit some of my ghoulish fiends…I mean friends if you want to feel your skin crawl. @PromoteHorror @BDisgusting @SpookyIsles @bringbackfear @Dr_Giallo @DreadCentral\ @AlexVorkov What’s the worst that … Continue reading

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Zombie Humor

Zombie Humor Road Kill What does a zombie do when he sees buzzards feasting on road kill? He shoos them away and sinks his teeth into it, of course. When do we eat? The young zombie pleads, “Mom! I’m so … Continue reading

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