Monthly Archives: May 2014

Happy Birthday

I came here to wish you a very happy birthday. When I woke up this morning, I genuinely loved you more than life itself. I went into the garden to pick a red rose to bring to you. That’s when … Continue reading

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Eight Legs, Two Fangs, and Attitude

Eight Legs, two fangs, and attitude. I’ve always loathed pushing, dominating, and clinging females, but this takes the cake. Before you know it, I won’t be surprised if this bitch takes my head off. If you like horror, try one … Continue reading

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Picking Up Chicks

Hey Mom. Me and Meathook will be picking up chicks at the mall and I want to look my best. Do you think I look fat in my muscle shirt? We just downloaded Billy Wells book, Something in the Dark, … Continue reading

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I’m Clara Killjoy, a kleptomaniac from Cleveland

I’m Clara Killjoy, a kleptomaniac from Cleveland who loves to club clowns  If you can say the previous sentence five times without screwing up, I’ll let you live. If not, you won’t escape in one piece. It’s a fun game. … Continue reading

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Hairy

Things are about to get a little hairy. Searching for the werewolf’s lair may not have been a great idea. Unlike humans, they kill everything they eat. If you like to take a midnight stroll through a graveyard or an … Continue reading

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Breathing, Wine, Women, and Song

Breathing, Wine, Women, and Song were fun while they lasted, but now I have a one track mind. Food! Guess I’ll shamble through the back woods and lurk. Maybe, Little Red Riding Hood may skip by on her way to … Continue reading

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Horror Humor: Cheap Outpatient Boob Job

Horror Humor: Cheap Outpatient Boob Job Ladies! If your boobs are too large, and you need a nip and a tuck at bargain basement prices, Dr. Butcher’s clinic, conveniently located across the street from Fuddrucker’s Funeral Parlor, could save you a … Continue reading

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