Monthly Archives: May 2014

Happy Birthday

I came here to wish you a very happy birthday. When I woke up this morning, I genuinely loved you more than life itself. I went into the garden to pick a red rose to bring to you. That’s when … Continue reading

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Eight Legs and Attitude

Eight Legs, two fangs, and an attitude. I’ve always loathed pushing, dominating, and clinging females, but this takes the cake. Before you know it, I won’t be surprised if this bitch takes my head off. If you like horror, try … Continue reading

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Picking Up Chicks

Hey Mom. I just downloaded Billy Wells book, Something in the Dark, 14 tales of terror in the Kindle store, and am I creeped out. Do you think I look fat in my muscle shirt? Me and Meathook are going … Continue reading

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I dare you

I’m Clara Killjoy, a kleptomaniac from Cleveland who loves to club clowns  If you can say the previous sentence five times without screwing up, I’ll let you live. If not, you won’t escape in one piece. It’s a fun game. … Continue reading

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Hairy

Things are about to get a little hairy. Searching for the werewolf’s lair may not have been a great idea. Unlike humans, they kill everything they eat. If you like to take a midnight stroll through a graveyard or an … Continue reading

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Breathing, Wine, Women, and Song

Breathing, Wine, Women, and Song were fun while they lasted, but now I have a one track mind. Food! Guess I’ll shamble through the back woods and lurk. Maybe, Little Red Riding Hood may skip by on her way to … Continue reading

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A Few Days To Kill

I’m in town with a few days to kill, and I thought of you. Let’s get together at your place or mine, or we could visit some of my fiends. @PromoteHorror @SpookyIsles @bringbackfear   Maybe they’ll have you for dinner! … Continue reading

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Cheap Outpatient Boob Job

Ladies! If your boobs are too large, and you need a nip and a tuck at bargain basement prices, Dr. Butcher’s clinic, conveniently located across the street from Fuddrucker’s Funeral Parlor, could save you a substantial sum of money. Why pay … Continue reading

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