Monthly Archives: June 2014

The Reckoning

When two friends are trapped in a crevice by a grizzly bear, the devil offers to save one of them for a price. A Billy Wells Horror Single-The Reckoning from Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L4Y3LES [youtube … Continue reading

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Hungry

I’m hungry, confused, and I feel all dead inside. It was all fun and games until I got bit. I’m lonely. I need a shoulder to…well, not cry on exactly, and you have such meaty..I mean macho biceps. You slay … Continue reading

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Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3

My sixth collection of horror stories, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3, includes some of my most gruesome stories for your terrifying pleasure. The stories include: NEVERMORE: A billionaire builds an island paradise for his family to live … Continue reading

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The Taste of Blood

Ryan Mecum in Zombie Haiku says, “Blood is really warm, it’s like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.” He’s right about the screaming, but I find blood is more like coffee, good to the last drop…. The Caller From … Continue reading

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Before Lady Gaga

I had a meat dress before Lady Gaga and Buffalo Bill, and I make a new one whenever I have hunger tantrums. I also have a collection of eyeball earrings which are stunning when I go out on the town. … Continue reading

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Leaky Faucet

I have a leaky faucet in my basement. I was wondering if you have a nice heavy wrench I can borrow. You can show me what to do. Maybe we can fool around after I tighten a few nuts. You … Continue reading

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I Like Knives

My babysitter asked me what my favorite things are. I love knifes, but she gave me a lame teddy bear. She asked what game I wanted to play. Bury the hatchet, of course, but she chose monopoly. It’s sad, but … Continue reading

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