Monthly Archives: June 2014

Zombie Humor: I’m Hungry

Zombie Humor: I’m Hungry I’m hungry, confused, and I feel all dead inside. It was all fun and games until I got bit. I’m lonely. I need a shoulder to…well, not cry on exactly, and you have such meaty..I mean … Continue reading

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Billy Wells Horror Book: Scary Stories- Volume 3

Billy Wells Horror Book: Scary Stories- Volume 3 My sixth collection of horror stories, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 3, includes some of my most gruesome stories for your terrifying pleasure. The stories include: NEVERMORE: A billionaire builds … Continue reading

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Zombie Humor: The Taste of Blood

Zombie Humor: The Taste of Blood Ryan Mecum in Zombie Haiku says, “Blood is really warm, it’s like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.” He’s right about the screaming, but I find blood is more like coffee, good to … Continue reading

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Before Lady Gaga

I had a meat dress before Lady Gaga and Buffalo Bill, and I make a new one whenever I have hunger tantrums. I also have a collection of eyeball earrings which are stunning when I go out on the town. … Continue reading

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Leaky Faucet

I have a leaky faucet in my basement. I was wondering if you have a nice heavy wrench I can borrow. You can show me what to do. Maybe we can fool around after I tighten a few nuts. You … Continue reading

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Zombie Humor: I Love Knives

Zombie Humor: I Love Knives My babysitter asked me what I wanted to play with. I love knives, so I told her the truth. She ignored me and gave me a lame teddy bear. Later, she asked what game I … Continue reading

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