Monthly Archives: July 2014

Zombie Humor: I Can’t Look

Zombie Humor: I Can’t Look It’s behind me, isn’t it ? I can smell the stench of its fetid breath. It’s going to eat me isn’t it? I’m so scared I can’t move a muscle. I’m going to die, aren’t … Continue reading

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Horror Humor: I Love Candy

Horror Humor: I Love Candy Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens are very cool, but mint humbugs and jelly belly beans put me in heaven. I love candy. Girls in white dresses do trip my trigger, but there’s nothing … Continue reading

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