Monthly Archives: July 2014

I Can’t Look!

It’s behind me, isn’t it ? I can smell the stench of its fetid breath. It’s going to eat me isn’t it? I’m so scared I can’t move a muscle. I’m going to die, aren’t I? Yes, bitch. If you … Continue reading

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I Love Candy

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens are very cool, but mint humbugs and jelly belly beans put me in heaven. I love candy. Girls in white dresses do trip my trigger, but there’s nothing better than some curley wurleys … Continue reading

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Cold Calls

Mortimer will stop at nothing to find new clients for a failing funeral parlor business passed down to him by his ruthless father. His new plan is to call timid, elderly people who have one foot in the grave and … Continue reading

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