Monthly Archives: August 2014

What Does A Zombie Say?

What do zombies say if they see a dog squashed on the highway by an eighteen wheeler? Responses as they shamble blindly into the highway to shoo away the buzzards: Waste not,  want not! I saw it first! He who … Continue reading

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After Midnight

Have you ever had the creepy feeling someone or some thing is following you, lurking in the shadows just beyond your sight. So do I.  Whenever I stroll through a graveyard after midnight or explore a dilapidated, defunct insane asylum … Continue reading

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Bump in the Night

“Beware of things that go bump in the night. Particularly if they carry scythes like mine. I’ve spent the live long night searching for  a geezer with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel, but … Continue reading

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Thrillers & Chillers 2

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MFDF6HC No vampires! No werewolves! No hairy monsters in these pages. For my readers who want stories with thrills, chills, and surprise endings, I have selected fourteen of the milder stories from my two books, “Don’t Look Behind You” and … Continue reading

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Long in the Tooth

I may be long in the tooth, and maybe I don’t smell so good, but you’re not so hot yourself, buster. We’re both dead. So, do you want to hook up? I’ve got friends. And friends don’t let friends die … Continue reading

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