Monthly Archives: September 2014

My Friends Are Dying to Meet You 2

Where can we meet on our first blind date? Let me see. Do you know the high overlook with the magnificent view of New York City off Cemetery Road. You know it’s where that hooker was found strangled last week? … Continue reading

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Bloody

Gee. Are you sure we haven’t met, you look familiar. I’m having some bloody Mary. Would you like some. She’s not bad if you add a little salt. Well, maybe a lot of salt. Could you pass the ketchup please. … Continue reading

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Horror Is A Beautiful Thing 3

Horror can be a beautiful thing until you turn your back and it bites you on the ass. A prime example of this is the alien she beast in Species I & II perfectly played by Natasha Henstridge and her … Continue reading

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Horror Can Get Ugly

But that’s what keeps you coming back for more. I once visited a prison with a friend and,through the bars, conversed with an ax murderer about the price of eggs in China and things like will the rain hurt the … Continue reading

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My Friends Need New Blood

I will follow my fiends…friends into the mouth of hell or the land fill, whichever comes first. Most of them love horror as I do, but some are just cool and I think you will like visiting them. Watch your … Continue reading

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Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror- Volume 4 Book

Thirteen Tales of Terror To Rock Your World The nightmares include: CRAWLSPACE Two reporters interview a strange, humpbacked man who recently moved into a house where gruesome experiments had been conducted on animals by the previous owners. CONVERTIBLE BANDITS Two … Continue reading

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Horror Is a Beautiful Thing, Too

I look good from the rear, honey, but wait til you get a load of my face. It’s guaranteed to take your breath away. Remember boobs feel good even when you’re dead. Think outside the box. Visit some of my … Continue reading

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Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror-Volume 4 Book Trailer

Now, in time for Halloween in the Amazon Kindle store, Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror-Volume 4, 13 more nightmares by Billy Wells to chill you and thrill you to the bone. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NW2C0VU The nightmares include: CRAWLSPACE Two reporters interview … Continue reading

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