Monthly Archives: October 2014

My Friends Are Dying To See You 4

My Friends Are Dying To See You 4 It doesn’t need to be Halloween to have a good scare! For example, this man followed a tip of mine to visit the Lugosi Sanitarium to earn an award of 5 million … Continue reading

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Horror Can Get Ugly Fast-Two

Horror Can Get Ugly Fast-Two: Once I get to know someone,  I do creepy and inappropriate things to them when the moon is full and sows are in heat. The sight of a swollen and pink vulva is heavenly down … Continue reading

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My Torture Chamber Is Dark As A Dungeon

My torture chamber is dark as a dungeon, and it has a very unpleasant odor. I need to hire an interior decorator to spruce it up and purchase an air purifier so I can breathe without retching. In addition, I … Continue reading

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My Friends Are Dying To Meet You 3

My Friends Are Dying To Meet You 3 The following quotes are cool, but not relevant to the picture whatsoever. Enjoy! A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body. Either … Continue reading

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Horror is a Beautiful Thing-Five

Horror is a Beautiful Thing-Five I’ll bring the claw hammer, but where can you hide the machete in that costume? I like what you’re wearing, but I don’t think it’s the right costume for Halloween, and more importantly, to dismember … Continue reading

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