Monthly Archives: November 2014

Toothy the Vampire

Toothy the Vampire, had a graveyard stench, all right. Her face was pale, and her breath was stale when we dug her up last night. Toothy the Vampire, was too grisly to behold, Sometimes a wolf, sometimes a bat with … Continue reading

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Black Christmas

I’m dreaming of a black Christmas Where every heart is filled with paralyzing fear and unbridled terror. Fear gets your blood pumping on a cold crisp morning after grave robbing all night. I can curl up in my torture chamber … Continue reading

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Horror Can Get Ugly 4

“Horror is the removal of masks.” ― Robert Bloch Dawn of the Dead (1978) (Peter): “When there is no room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth.” The Return of the Living Dead (1985) (Freddy): “I know you’re … Continue reading

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Deck the Halls With Fear & Folly

I love horror and Halloween is my bag. But, to prove my Christmas spirit is not completely dead, here is my favorite carol to dampen your holiday with doom and gloom: “Deck the halls with fear and folly. Fa la … Continue reading

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Two Front Teeth

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. It’s so hard to rip flesh from a human without front teeth. All the other Zombie kids can eat their fill while I sit gumming a sliver or two from … Continue reading

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Scary Little Christmas

Have yourself a…scary little Christmas! Fill your stocking with my book of 14 nightmares, Something in the Dark and Other Nightmares. You can’t tell from the picture but I’m really one of Santa’s elves, we’re all blood brothers and you … Continue reading

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Lon Chaney Sr’s Greatest Horror

Lon Chaney Sr. said the greatest horror is The Clown at Midnight. As he put it,  a clown is funny in the circus ring, but what if the same clown appeared at your door at midnight and rang the doorbell. … Continue reading

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Hitchhiker

Sorry, man. I didn’t mean to run over you, but if you want to hitchhike, you shouldn’t wear that black cloak. It’s hard to see at night, particularly when you’ve had a few like me. It’s a good thing you … Continue reading

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Head Games

Damn! Where did I put my clown mask. I’m so forgetful these days I’d forget my head if it wasn’t attached to my body. It sure is dark in here, I can’t see my hand in front of my face. … Continue reading

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Horror Can Get Ugly 3

She seemed like a nice girl when you picked her up. Nice face, nice body. But you should have been suspicious when she suggested driving to a secluded spot overlooking the town dump. Then, when she said she was into … Continue reading

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