Monthly Archives: November 2014

Toothy the Vampire

Toothy the Vampire had a graveyard stench all right. Her face was pale, and her breath was stale when we dug her up last night. Toothy the Vampire, was too grisly to behold, Sometimes a wolf, sometimes a bat with … Continue reading

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I’m Dreaming Of A Black Christmas

I’m dreaming of a black Christmas where every heart is filled with paralyzing fear and unbridled terror. Fear gets your blood pumping on a cold crisp morning after grave robbing all night. I can curl up in my torture chamber … Continue reading

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Horror Can Get Ugly Fast-Four

Horror Can Get Ugly Fast-Four “Horror is the removal of masks.” ― Robert Bloch Dawn of the Dead (1978) (Peter): “When there is no room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth.” The Return of the Living Dead … Continue reading

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Deck the Halls With Fear and Folly

Deck the Halls With Fear and Folly But, to prove my Christmas spirit is not completely dead, here is my favorite carol to dampen your holiday with doom and gloom: Deck the halls with fear and folly. Fa la la … Continue reading

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All I Want For Christmas Is Two Front Teeth

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. It’s so hard to rip flesh from a human without front teeth. All the other Zombie kids can eat their fill while I sit gumming a sliver or two from … Continue reading

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Have Yourself A Scary Little Christmas Too

Have yourself a scary little Christmas too! Fill your stocking with my book of 14 nightmares, Something in the Dark and Other Nightmares. While I may not look like one of Santa’s elves, we’re all blood brothers and you can … Continue reading

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Lon Chaney-the Clown At Midnight Is Greatest Horror

Lon Chaney Sr. said The Clown at Midnight is the greatest horror. As he put it,  a clown is funny in the circus ring, but what if the same clown appeared at your door at midnight and rang the doorbell. … Continue reading

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Hitchhikers Shouldn’t Wear Black At Night

Hitchhikers Shouldn’t Wear Black At Night Sorry, man. I didn’t mean to run over you, but you’re alive and you’ve learned a valuable lesson. if you want to hitchhike, you shouldn’t wear that black cloak at night. It’s hard to … Continue reading

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Where Did I Put My Clown Mask

Damn! Where did I put my clown mask. I’m so forgetful these days I’d forget my head if it wasn’t attached to my body. It sure is dark in here, I can’t see my hand in front of my face. … Continue reading

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Horror Can Get Ugly Fast-Three

Horror Can Get Ugly Fast-Three She seemed like a nice girl when you picked her up. Nice face, nice body. But you should have been suspicious when she suggested driving to a secluded spot overlooking the town dump. Then, when … Continue reading

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