Monthly Archives: December 2014

Have Yourself A Scary Little Christmas

Have yourself a scary little Christmas Fill your Yule with fright. From now on Let demons haunt each lonely night. Have yourself a scary little Christmas Let the vampires bite. Pretty soon Your nightgown will be red, not white. Let’s … Continue reading

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Horror Is A Beautiful Thing 6

What you want is not the same as what I want. You have your desire and passion. I have my chloroform, my needle-nosed pliers, my drill, my scalpel, my nutcracker, my claw hammer, and some nails. I’m ready to rumble. … Continue reading

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Horror Can Get Ugly 5

Particularly when the wolfbane blooms. Remember: Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright. Warning signs your spouse may be … Continue reading

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Zombie Jokes 1

What did the zombie say when he found his girlfriend cheating on him? You’re dead to me.   What does a zombie get when he’s late for dinner? The cold shoulder   How does a zombie introduce himself? Pleased to … Continue reading

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Something in the House Audio

Close your eyes in a dark, silent room and give a listen if you dare… If you like this story, it is one of the selections in Don’t look Behind You-17 stories to tickle your scary bone. Don’t Look Behind … Continue reading

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Silver Bullet Clerk

Moments before he was ripped to shreds by a wooly werewolf, Oscar remembered the clerk who had sold him the silver bullets had the same elongated canines. The good news was the werewolf didn’t have rabies. If you re looking … Continue reading

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Clowns

Would you like to become an organ donor? Clowns are not surgeons, but they are experts in the lost  art of amputation.  So, the next time you’re at the circus and you think you might want to donate a limb … Continue reading

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