Monthly Archives: December 2014

Have Yourself A Scary Little Christmas

: Have yourself a scary little Christmas Fill your Yule with fright. From now on Let demons haunt each lonely night. Have yourself a scary little Christmas Let the vampires bite. Pretty soon Your nightgown will be red, not white. … Continue reading

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Horror Is A Beautiful Thing 6

  Horror Is A Beautiful Thing 6 What you want is not the same as what I want. You have your desire and passion. I have my chloroform, my needle-nosed pliers, my drill, my scalpel, my nutcracker, my claw hammer, … Continue reading

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Horror Can Get Ugly Fast 5

Horror Can Get Ugly Fast 5 Particularly when the wolfbane blooms. Remember: Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright. … Continue reading

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Zombie Humor-Jokes & Quotes 1

Zombie Humor-Jokes & Qu0tes 1 What did the zombie say when he found his girlfriend cheating on him? You’re dead to me.  What does a zombie get when he’s late for dinner? The cold shoulder  How does a zombie introduce … Continue reading

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Something in the House Audio

Something in the House Audio Close your eyes in a dark, silent room and give a listen if you dare… Randolph and Francene have come from the cemetery with some friends to visit a house where they lived when they … Continue reading

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The Clerk Who Sold the Silver Bullets

Moments before he was ripped to shreds by a wooly werewolf, Oscar remembered the clerk who had sold him the silver bullets had the same elongated canines. The good news was the werewolf didn’t have rabies. In addition, if you … Continue reading

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Clowns Are Not Surgeons, But They Are Experts

Would you like to become an organ donor? Clowns are not surgeons, but they are experts in the lost  art of amputation.  So, the next time you’re at the circus and you think you might want to donate a limb … Continue reading

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