Monthly Archives: February 2015

Horror Can Get Ugly 9

Drew Barrymore said, “Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves.” I’ve been waiting  for a lifetime, but I’m still ugly. Children cry when I walk down … Continue reading

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My Fiends Are Dying To Meet You 5

The 200th person is guaranteed to win $5,000,000,000. Be there or be square. This is your chance to tell your lard-ass boss what Johnny Paycheck used to sing about, “Take This Job and Shove It.” My fiends are waiting for … Continue reading

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Horror Can Get Ugly 8

Hey, when I was a little girl, I had measles, chickenpox, mumps, all the normal stuff kids get. Then, as a teenager, I had zits all over my face. But whatever I contracted in Molokai by stumbling into an old … Continue reading

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