Monthly Archives: February 2015

Horror Can Get Ugly Fast 9

Horror Can Get Ugly Fast 9 Drew Barrymore said, “Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves.” I’ve been waiting  for a lifetime, but I’m still ugly. … Continue reading

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My Fiends Are Dying To Meet You 5

My Fiends Are Dying To Meet You 5 The 200th person is guaranteed to win $5,000,000,000. Be there or be square. This is your chance to tell your lard-ass boss what Johnny Paycheck used to sing about, “Take This Job … Continue reading

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Horror Can Get Ugly Fast 8

Horror Can Get Ugly Fast 8 Hey, when I was a little girl, I had measles, chickenpox, mumps, all the normal stuff kids get. Then, as a teenager, I had zits all over my face. But whatever I contracted in … Continue reading

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