Monthly Archives: July 2015

I Told You To Wait

Why did you have to follow me into the bedroom? I wanted this to be a surprise, but you spoiled it. Now I won’t get to handcuff you to the bed. Now there’s nothing left to do, but just kill … Continue reading

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My Friends Are Dying To Meet You 7

My friends are waiting for your visit to their site. Check out one of their videos first to see what trips your depraved, sex starved trigger: @PromoteHorror   https://youtu.be/fjbzffm89Zc @bringbackfear https://youtu.be/fdJoT5bC1XU @ZOMBOOBIES https://youtu.be/2DLSbLcgg7s @MavensHorrorUK https://youtu.be/xUC977962QQ My latest book, Scary Stories: A … Continue reading

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Something’s Eating People

After twelve years of a truce between two feuding families, the Stumps & Roops, Jasper Stump is missing. During the search by the Sheriff and his volunteers, body parts of three victims are discovered. An unidentified beast is  devouring people … Continue reading

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No! I Can’t Let You Go!

No, I can’t let you go. I kill people and you are my next victim. I know the ropes are cutting off the circulation, but you won’t have that problem much longer.Yes, there will be a lot of blood but … Continue reading

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Relax and Smell the Coffee

Relax, I’m just messing with his head. I’m a serial killer who likes to stage my victims in conspicuous places. I think this head would look good on the body of a goat riding the cannon in the Town Square. … Continue reading

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The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

The first time I saw you I knew you would make a good organ donor. I could tell by your athletic physique you had a strong heart and healthy lungs. But when you could read the numbers on that license … Continue reading

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Armageddon Imminent!

The curse of Cowabonga has been initiated by Sabu, a descendant of Rasputin, in a small village on Kangaroo Island off the coast of Australia.  The 108 year old dwarf apparently had a bad dream which aroused a dreaded curse … Continue reading

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Do You Have Any Final Words?

Or do you want to click on the link below and vote for Billy Wells’ Dead Things on Kindle Scout before the DEADline? There are only hours remaining, maybe minutes….seconds. I’m not even sure of the exact moment myself. I … Continue reading

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Please, Give Me One More Chance

No, I don’t want to know what happens to an eyeball when it’s punctured… No, I don’t want to know how much blood jets out of a neck when the throat’s been slit… No, I don’t want to see if … Continue reading

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Butterball Wants To Eat Me!

My parents are idiots. They keep saying Butterball, our pet cat, just wants to cuddle up with me. They say he wouldn’t hurt a fly. That’s absurd. I’ve seen what Butterball does with a fly. It rips off its wings … Continue reading

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