Monthly Archives: July 2015

What Part Of I Told You To Wait

What part of I told you to wait did you not understand? Why did you have to follow me into the bedroom? I wanted this to be a surprise, but you spoiled it. Now I won’t get to handcuff you … Continue reading

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My Fiends Are Dying To Meet You 7

My fiends are dying to meet you. Check out their sites to see which triggers your depraved, sex starved inclinations best: @PromoteHorror   @bringbackfear @BDisgusting @BloodyPopcorn @crashpalace @DreadCentral In addition, if you are still have any mind left after you visit … Continue reading

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Something’s Eating People On the Mountain

After twelve years of a truce between two feuding families, the Stumps & Roops, something’s eating people on the mountain and Jasper Stump is missing. During the search, the Sheriff and his volunteers, discovered the bloody body parts of three … Continue reading

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No! I Can’t Let You Go!

No! I can’t let you go. I kill people and you are my next victim. I know the ropes are cutting off the circulation, but you won’t have that problem much longer. Yes, there will be a lot of blood … Continue reading

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Relax-I’m Just Messing With His Head

Relax-I’m just messing with his head. I’m a serial killer who likes to stage my victims in conspicuous places. For instance, I think this head would look good on the body of a goat riding the cannon in the Town … Continue reading

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The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

The first time ever I saw your face and your ass I knew you would make a good organ donor. I could tell by your athletic physique you had a strong heart and healthy lungs. But when you could read … Continue reading

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Armageddon Imminent

Armageddon imminent  Sabu, a descendant of Rasputin,  has initiated the curse of Cowabonga in a small village on Kangaroo Island off the coast of Australia.  The 108 year old dwarf apparently had a bad dream which aroused a dreaded curse … Continue reading

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Please, Give Me One More Chance

No, I don’t want to know what happens to an eyeball when it’s punctured… I don’t want to know how much blood jets out of a neck when the throat’s been cut. I don’t want to see if my life … Continue reading

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Butterball Wants To Eat Me

I know Butterball wants to eat me. My parents are idiots. They keep saying Butterball, our pet cat, just wants to cuddle up with me. They say he wouldn’t hurt a fly. That’s absurd. I’ve seen what Butterball does with … Continue reading

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Box Set-Scary Stories-Volumes 3 & 4

Box Set-Scary Stories-Volumes 3 & 4. The twenty-three tales of terror included are: THE RECKONING When two friends are trapped in a hole in the rocks by a grizzly bear, the devil offers to save one of them for a … Continue reading

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