Monthly Archives: September 2015

Horror Is A Beautiful Thing 8

Horror is a beautiful thing.  Billy Wells It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it. Are nourished by it. Shudder and cling and cry out-and come back for more. Bela Lugosi “It’s OKAY to be scared. … Continue reading

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Does It Make Me A Bad Person

Yes, I’m a maggot infested zombie, but, does it make me a bad person? I couldn’t help it. I was sound asleep in my bed, when the foul smelling thing bit me. What made you the way you are, Big … Continue reading

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A Cat Did Not Get My Tongue

A cat did not get my tongue It was a baboon. I was only three months old when the hellish, hungry ape sneaked into my room that fateful afternoon and found me alone in my crib. I know it sounds … Continue reading

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Ghost Town-A Story from Don’t Look Behind You

Settlers come upon a deserted town where the former occupants fled in a hurry from something evil. This is a story from Don’t Look Behind You: A Collection of Horror http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DCFQTVE  Don’t miss the gruesome book trailer: In addition: sample 13 … Continue reading

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Fastest Way To A Man’s Heart

Contrary to what you may have heard, the fastest way to a man’s heart is not through his stomach. It is through his rib cage. I’m tired of lovesick romantics filling the internet with blatantly erroneous bullshit about the human … Continue reading

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Horror Can Get Ugly-11

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I took the one less traveled. Golly gee, was that a big mistake? Look at that mouthful of teeth. It’s sad no one will ever know what happened to me. I doubt … Continue reading

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Rare Bald Pate Shining In the Hot Sun

Wow! Nothing gives me hunger tantrums like the sight of a gleaming, rare bald pate shining in the hot sun. I start to salivate right away when an unsuspecting human comes within eating distance. I can deal with male pattern … Continue reading

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