Monthly Archives: September 2015

Horror Is A Beautiful Thing 8

Horror is a beautiful thing Billy Wells It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it. Are nourished by it. Shudder and cling and cry out-and come back for more. Bela Lugosi “It’s OKAY to be scared. … Continue reading

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Does It Make Me A Bad Person

I’m looking forward to meeting you somewhere before midnight. Maybe in some dark alley or maybe in your bedroom while you are sleeping like  a baby. So far I’ve mutilated and devoured 5,276 unsuspecting humans. Who knows, you could be … Continue reading

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Tongue

A cat did not get my tongue, it was a baboon. I was only three months old when the hellish, hungry ape sneaked into my room that fateful afternoon and found me alone in my crib. I know it sounds … Continue reading

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Ghost Town- A Story from Don’t Look Behind You

Settlers come upon a deserted town where the former occupants fled in a hurry from something evil. This story is found in Don’t Look Behind You: A Collection of Horror http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DCFQTVE  Still not sure. sample 13 complete stories on my Author’s … Continue reading

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Jowls-A Story From Don’t Look Behind You

Alex seeks revenge on three partner who reneged on promoting him to partner after 31 years of service in remote locations. This story is found in Don’t Look Behind You: A Collection of Horror http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DCFQTVE  Still not sure. sample 13 complete … Continue reading

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Footprints in the Snow from The Dark Has Teeth

A story from The Dark Has Teeth, A Collection of 17 Stories FREE in the kindle store September 12-14, 2016 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BX8663M Jeremy White stared in disbelief at the footprints in the snow leading away from his front door, and none … Continue reading

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Fastest Way To A Man’s Heart

I’d like to settle a misconception once and for all. I’m tired of lovesick romantics filling the internet with blatantly erroneous bullshit about the human anatomy. You may look at me and think I am not qualified to offer an … Continue reading

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Horror Can Get Ugly 11

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I took the one less traveled. Golly gee, was that a big mistake? Look at that mouthful of teeth. It’s sad no one will ever know what happened to me. I doubt … Continue reading

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Rare Bald Pate

Wow! Nothing gives me hunger tantrums like the sight of a gleaming, bald pate, shining in the hot sun. I start to salivate right away when an unsuspecting human comes within eating distance. I can deal with male pattern baldness  … Continue reading

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