Category Archives: Chillers

Billy Wells Horror Collection-Midnight Snacks

Billy Wells Horror Collection-Midnight Snacks Billy Wells Horror Collection-Midnight Snack includes eight tales of terror and a novella to thrill you and chill you with surprises you won’t see coming. Table of Contents: LORD OF DARKNESS Fred finds a horrific … Continue reading

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Horror Is A Beautiful Thing 7

Horror Is A Beautiful Thing 7 Howdy, horror fans. I just rocketed in from Altuna, (not to be confused with the place in California) a distant planet earthlings have not discovered yet. On my planet, everyone looks like a body … Continue reading

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Lon Chaney-the Clown At Midnight Is Greatest Horror

Lon Chaney Sr. said The Clown at Midnight is the greatest horror. As he put it,  a clown is funny in the circus ring, but what if the same clown appeared at your door at midnight and rang the doorbell. … Continue reading

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Horror Can Get Ugly Fast-Two

Horror Can Get Ugly Fast-Two: Once I get to know someone,  I do creepy and inappropriate things to them when the moon is full and sows are in heat. The sight of a swollen and pink vulva is heavenly down … Continue reading

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Horror Humor: After Midnight

Horror Humor: After Midnight Have you ever had the creepy feeling someone or some thing is following you, lurking in the shadows just beyond your sight. So do I.  Whenever I stroll through a graveyard after midnight or explore a … Continue reading

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Horror Humor: Bump in the Night

Horror Humor: Bump in the Night “Beware of things that go bump in the night. Particularly if they carry scythes like mine. I’ve spent the live long night searching for  a geezer with one foot in the grave and the … Continue reading

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Long in the Tooth

I may be long in the tooth, and maybe I don’t smell so good, but you’re not so hot yourself, buster. We’re both dead. So, do you want to hook up? I’ve got friends. And friends don’t let friends die … Continue reading

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Zombie Humor: I’m Hungry

Zombie Humor: I’m Hungry I’m hungry, confused, and I feel all dead inside. It was all fun and games until I got bit. I’m lonely. I need a shoulder to…well, not cry on exactly, and you have such meaty..I mean … Continue reading

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Leaky Faucet

I have a leaky faucet in my basement. I was wondering if you have a nice heavy wrench I can borrow. You can show me what to do. Maybe we can fool around after I tighten a few nuts. You … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday

I came here to wish you a very happy birthday. When I woke up this morning, I genuinely loved you more than life itself. I went into the garden to pick a red rose to bring to you. That’s when … Continue reading

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