Category Archives: Horror Humor

Shit Happened

Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. Then, shit happened. First I was bitten by a rabid chipmunk while hiking in the Adirondacks. I couldn’t receive medical attention before the madness swept over me and I started foaming … Continue reading

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I Never Knew Much About People

I never knew much about people until I took one apart to see how they work. I’m never taken any courses in surgery, but I know quite a bit about anatomy¬† now if I do say so myself. Guess I’ll … Continue reading

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Fingers and Toes

Fingers and Toes I don’t know about you, but I’m in the mood for some fingers and toes, maybe with a little honey mustard or blue cheese dressing. They sure would go good with a basket of fries. I wonder … Continue reading

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When You Wish Upon A Star

When you wish upon a star makes no difference who you are Anything your heart desires will come to you Don’t buy into this Disney bullshit! I’ve been sitting in my dungeon wishing on a star for an eternity and … Continue reading

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My Roommate-the Devil Worshiper

My roommate-the devil worshiper had horns on his head. But, hey dude, my mom never raised me to¬† make snap judgments about people by the way they look and dress. What do I know about devil worship. Live and let … Continue reading

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Horror Humor-What Now My Love

Horror Humor-What Now My Love What now my love, now that you’ve left me How can I live through another day Watching my dreams turn into ashes And all my hopes into bits of clay Once I could see, once … Continue reading

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Does It Make Me A Bad Person

Yes, I’m a maggot infested zombie, but, does it make me a bad person? I couldn’t help it. I was sound asleep in my bed, when the foul smelling thing bit me. What made you the way you are, Big … Continue reading

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A Cat Did Not Get My Tongue

A cat did not get my tongue It was a baboon. I was only three months old when the hellish, hungry ape sneaked into my room that fateful afternoon and found me alone in my crib. I know it sounds … Continue reading

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