Clowns Are Not Surgeons, But They Are Experts

Clowns Are Not Surgeons, But They Are Experts

Would you like to become an organ donor? Clowns are not surgeons, but they are experts in the lost  art of amputation.  So, the next time you’re at the circus and you think you might want to donate a limb to science, find a clown in one of the tents. It will usual be the one at the end of the fairgrounds.  Clowns like privacy. They are prone to making funny noises that can disturb the other circus performers. How would you like a diabolical laugh or a blood curdling scream to awakened you in the middle of the night?

Clowns always carry sharp butcher knifes and they like to whittle when they aren’t scaring little children and rodeo bulls. You’ll be amazed at the handiwork they hang upside down in their tents. Clowns are neat. They always glue the drivers license to each donor’s forehead for those who might be searching for a missing loved one.

Remember, clowns are people too. People who want to hurt you.

While you’re looking for a clown, stop and visit with my dear fiends while you still can.





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I have written 171 short stories so far in my quest to exceed Ray Bradbury's 400 short stories. It goes without saying it will be an uphill climb. My web site,, includes sample stories from all ten horror story collections. Since reviews are the life's blood of every author, I would greatly appreciate a review of any of my books on and hold anyone who does in high esteem for all eternity. Stephen King is my favorite horror writer, and I admire what King has accomplished in the horror genre in terms of movies made from his considerable volume of work. My Coffeesmoke channel on You Tube has amassed over 2,600,000 hits, mostly from my "Dead Celebrities" videos. I love movies and had seen over 1,500 by the age of 13 when there was snow on 13 channels after midnight. My favorite horror movies are Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, and the Evil Dead. My favorite movie of all time Is Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life with James Stewart. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker , Clive Cussler, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, James Lee Burke, Richard Matheson, Lee Child, Jack Ketchum& Jack Kilborn/Konrath.
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