Zombie #1, “Gee, Stinky, I love this crunchy popcorn.”
“I’ll say. I particularly like the gristle, and the fingernails melt in your mouth if you suck on them awhile. But watch out for jewelry, I cracked a filling on a high school ring.”
Zombie #1, “Do you think the movie will start soon?”
“Of course not, Nimrod. We just came in to get out of the sun. We ate the projectionist last week. Don’t you remember?”
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