Does It Make Me A Bad Person

Does It Make Me A Bad Person

Yes, I’m a maggot infested zombie, but, does it make me a bad person? I couldn’t help it. I was sound asleep in my bed, when the foul smelling thing bit me. What made you the way you are, Big Mama?

I smell bad, but so do you. I’ll bet you’ve done as many disgusting things as I have. It was fun being pen pals, but I’m looking forward to meeting you somewhere soon. You pick it. Maybe in some dark alley or maybe we could go skinny dipping in the septic field out back of my hovel.

You’re human. Fuck! Why didn’t you say so? You’ve ruined everything. I don’t know what to say except… So far I’ve mutilated and devoured 5,276 unsuspecting humans. Maybe, you could be 5,277.

While you are thinking it over, you might want to kill some time reading one of Billy Wells’ terrifying books of horror stories. It makes my blood run cold, just thinking about it. Ha! My blood always runs cold, doesn’t it? Ha! Ha!

Enjoy the horror of one of my collections by clicking the cover:


I have written 171 short stories so far in my quest to exceed Ray Bradbury's 400 short stories. It goes without saying it will be an uphill climb. My web site,, includes sample stories from all ten horror story collections. Since reviews are the life's blood of every author, I would greatly appreciate a review of any of my books on and hold anyone who does in high esteem for all eternity. Stephen King is my favorite horror writer, and I admire what King has accomplished in the horror genre in terms of movies made from his considerable volume of work. My Coffeesmoke channel on You Tube has amassed over 2,600,000 hits, mostly from my "Dead Celebrities" videos. I love movies and had seen over 1,500 by the age of 13 when there was snow on 13 channels after midnight. My favorite horror movies are Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, and the Evil Dead. My favorite movie of all time Is Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life with James Stewart. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker , Clive Cussler, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, James Lee Burke, Richard Matheson, Lee Child, Jack Ketchum& Jack Kilborn/Konrath.
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