Damn! Where did I put my clown mask. I’m so forgetful these days I’d forget my head if it wasn’t attached to my body. It sure is dark in here, I can’t see my hand in front of my face. Enough of this mood lighting. I’m got this nagging pain in my neck, too. Woe is me!
If horror is your bag, and I assume it is if you are here. Try one of my collections of scary stories:
Don’t Look Behind You: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DCFQTVE
Scary Stories Vol 1: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GA55824
Scary Stories Vol 2: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00J0GUEMO
Scary Stories Vol 3: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L4Y3LES