Hitchhikers Shouldn’t Wear Black At Night

Death in the car

Hitchhikers Shouldn’t Wear Black At Night

Sorry, man. I didn’t mean to run over you, but you’re alive and you’ve learned a valuable lesson. if you want to hitchhike, you shouldn’t wear that black cloak at night. It’s hard to see at night, particularly when you’ve had a few like me. It’s a good thing you were carrying that… What is that thing anyway? Oh, a scythe. Oh, right. You’re the Grim Reaper. That’s a damn good costume.

Perhaps, you might care for a swig of Vodka? No, That’s Okay. After all, it leaves more for me.

Girl scout troop? No. I didn’t see them. I think I may have hit something a while ago when I dropped my lighter and had to search the floorboards for it.  I heard a thud and I had to use the windshield wipers to get the crap off the windshield. But I didn’t see any girl scout troop.

Don’t mean to be nosy, but where are you headed with that crazy costume. It’s the middle of nowhere. Hell… Oh I get it. Yeah. The Grim Reaper.That’s pretty funny.

I’m headed for Cleveland.

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About billywellshorror@gmail.com

I have written 171 short stories so far in my quest to exceed Ray Bradbury's 400 short stories. It goes without saying it will be an uphill climb. My web site, billywellshorror.com, includes sample stories from all ten horror story collections. Since reviews are the life's blood of every author, I would greatly appreciate a review of any of my books on Amazon.com and hold anyone who does in high esteem for all eternity. Stephen King is my favorite horror writer, and I admire what King has accomplished in the horror genre in terms of movies made from his considerable volume of work. My Coffeesmoke channel on You Tube has amassed over 2,600,000 hits, mostly from my "Dead Celebrities" videos. I love movies and had seen over 1,500 by the age of 13 when there was snow on 13 channels after midnight. My favorite horror movies are Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, and the Evil Dead. My favorite movie of all time Is Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life with James Stewart. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker , Clive Cussler, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, James Lee Burke, Richard Matheson, Lee Child, Jack Ketchum& Jack Kilborn/Konrath.
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