Horror Can Get Ugly Fast 8

Horror Can Get Ugly Fast 8

Horror Can Get Ugly Fast 8

Hey, when I was a little girl, I had measles, chickenpox, mumps, all the normal stuff kids get. Then, as a teenager, I had zits all over my face. But whatever I contracted in Molokai by stumbling into an old folks home while sightseeing will certainly diminish my chances to enter the Miss America Beauty Contest. I heard that leprosy ended on Molokai in 1969. How did I know some of the patients continued to live in the settlement there after that and it would be my luck to stumble upon the last remaining leper nudist colony.

Seeing naked lepers was really a disgusting situation as you could imagine, and I was smart enough to stay far away from them. Unfortunately, one of their pet whistle-pigs escaped from its cage and grazed my pinky with its last remaining tooth. Now as I sit crocheting as long as I still have fingers, life is hard. TV reception is poor and I only get 13 channels. Twelve of them show continuous reruns of Duck Dynasty. Woe is me.

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About billywellshorror@gmail.com

I have written 171 short stories so far in my quest to exceed Ray Bradbury's 400 short stories. It goes without saying it will be an uphill climb. My web site, billywellshorror.com, includes sample stories from all ten horror story collections. Since reviews are the life's blood of every author, I would greatly appreciate a review of any of my books on Amazon.com and hold anyone who does in high esteem for all eternity. Stephen King is my favorite horror writer, and I admire what King has accomplished in the horror genre in terms of movies made from his considerable volume of work. My Coffeesmoke channel on You Tube has amassed over 2,600,000 hits, mostly from my "Dead Celebrities" videos. I love movies and had seen over 1,500 by the age of 13 when there was snow on 13 channels after midnight. My favorite horror movies are Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, and the Evil Dead. My favorite movie of all time Is Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life with James Stewart. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker , Clive Cussler, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, James Lee Burke, Richard Matheson, Lee Child, Jack Ketchum& Jack Kilborn/Konrath.
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