Horror Can Get Ugly 9

scary Halloween like monster goblin mask with real eyes lurking in the dark and haunting with fear

Drew Barrymore said, “Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves.” I’ve been waiting  for a lifetime, but I’m still ugly. Children cry when I walk down the street.

Oh, do I get mad when someone laughs at me, particularly a smug, handsome or beautiful person. That why I follow them and wipe that smile off their face with the claw hammer I always carry under my shirt if I can get them alone.

They don’t look so good when I get through with them. Oftentimes they are even uglier than me. So if you’re smart and beautiful, be kind to ugly people. It could be lurking in the shadows with my claw hammer.

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