Horror Can Get Ugly Fast 5

Scary Man Werewolf Fango Beast under Full Moon at Halloween

Horror Can Get Ugly Fast 5

Particularly when the wolfbane blooms.

Remember:

Even a man who is pure in heart
and says his prayers by night
may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
and the autumn moon is bright.

Warning signs your spouse may be a werewolf:

  • Red Hair
  • Born on the twenty-fifth of December
  • Eyebrows join in the middle
  • Index and middle fingers are the same length
  • Love of rare or raw meat
  • Hair on the palms of the hands
  • Hair on the inside of the skin
  • Will change back to a human if you throw a piece of iron or steel over its head when in animal form.

Why did the werewolf have a stomach-ache?
A: Must’ve been someone he ate.

What does a werewolf like to eat with his pizza?
A: A slice of delivery boy.

In addition, if you re looking for a good scare, try one my horror collections and trailer:

About billywellshorror@gmail.com

I have written 171 short stories so far in my quest to exceed Ray Bradbury's 400 short stories. It goes without saying it will be an uphill climb. My web site, billywellshorror.com, includes sample stories from all ten horror story collections. Since reviews are the life's blood of every author, I would greatly appreciate a review of any of my books on Amazon.com and hold anyone who does in high esteem for all eternity. Stephen King is my favorite horror writer, and I admire what King has accomplished in the horror genre in terms of movies made from his considerable volume of work. My Coffeesmoke channel on You Tube has amassed over 2,600,000 hits, mostly from my "Dead Celebrities" videos. I love movies and had seen over 1,500 by the age of 13 when there was snow on 13 channels after midnight. My favorite horror movies are Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, and the Evil Dead. My favorite movie of all time Is Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life with James Stewart. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker , Clive Cussler, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, James Lee Burke, Richard Matheson, Lee Child, Jack Ketchum& Jack Kilborn/Konrath.
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