Horror Can Get Ugly Fast 7
Just because I’m a female vampire doesn’t mean I can’t dress with a little style.
In Bram Stoker’s day, all of Dracula’s brides wore black cloaks that dragged the floor with no jewelry and no makeup.
Who would want to get caught dead with a chick like that on a cold dark Transylvanian night?
What a bore. What’s wrong with a girl wearing a little makeup, showing a little leg, and a lot of cleavage.
That’s what men like. They come like moths to a flame into my lair.
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