Horror Humor: Bump in the Night

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Horror Humor: Bump in the Night

“Beware of things that go bump in the night. Particularly if they carry scythes like mine. I’ve spent the live long night searching for  a geezer with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel, but I’m tired and you’ll have to do. I’m sorry. Get ready to meet your maker.”

The grim reaper raised his scythe to strike, but caught a whiff of something dead.

He paused and said, “You know you don’t look so good.  Cat got your tongue? You’re a zombie, aren’t you. You’re already dead?

Curses, what’s a Grim Reaper to do?  Zombies are piling up at the pearly gates and smelling up the place. Well, bozo, I’ll let you shamble away to do what you do. I have bigger fish to fry if I want to get home before dawn.

I hope you find someone to eat, but things are pretty dead around here at this time of night.

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About billywellshorror@gmail.com

I have written 171 short stories so far in my quest to exceed Ray Bradbury's 400 short stories. It goes without saying it will be an uphill climb. My web site, billywellshorror.com, includes sample stories from all ten horror story collections. Since reviews are the life's blood of every author, I would greatly appreciate a review of any of my books on Amazon.com and hold anyone who does in high esteem for all eternity. Stephen King is my favorite horror writer, and I admire what King has accomplished in the horror genre in terms of movies made from his considerable volume of work. My Coffeesmoke channel on You Tube has amassed over 2,600,000 hits, mostly from my "Dead Celebrities" videos. I love movies and had seen over 1,500 by the age of 13 when there was snow on 13 channels after midnight. My favorite horror movies are Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, and the Evil Dead. My favorite movie of all time Is Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life with James Stewart. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker , Clive Cussler, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, James Lee Burke, Richard Matheson, Lee Child, Jack Ketchum& Jack Kilborn/Konrath.
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