I may be long in the tooth, and maybe I don’t smell so good, but you’re not so hot yourself, buster.
We’re both dead. So, do you want to hook up?
I’ve got friends. And friends don’t let friends die alone. They like to party til it hurts:
If you like horror, try one of my collections…if you dare:
Don’t Look Behind You: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DCFQTVE
Scary Stories Vol 1: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GA55824
Scary Stories Vol 2: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00J0GUEMO
Scary Stories Vol 3: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L4Y3LES