My Friends Are Dying To Meet You 3

My Friends Are Dying To Meet You 3

My Friends Are Dying To Meet You 3

The following quotes are cool, but not relevant to the picture whatsoever. Enjoy!

A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.

Either she’s dead or my watch has stopped.  Groucho Marx

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.  Johnny Carson

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. Linda Grayson

A dead atheist is someone who is all dressed up with no place to go.  James Duffecy

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. Unknown

You’ll feel that warm fuzzy feeling when you visit my friends in their various lairs:






If you survive, by all means, check out my book, Scary Stories- Volume 4 if you dare:

Secondly, check out the trailer:


I have written 171 short stories so far in my quest to exceed Ray Bradbury's 400 short stories. It goes without saying it will be an uphill climb. My web site,, includes sample stories from all ten horror story collections. Since reviews are the life's blood of every author, I would greatly appreciate a review of any of my books on and hold anyone who does in high esteem for all eternity. Stephen King is my favorite horror writer, and I admire what King has accomplished in the horror genre in terms of movies made from his considerable volume of work. My Coffeesmoke channel on You Tube has amassed over 2,600,000 hits, mostly from my "Dead Celebrities" videos. I love movies and had seen over 1,500 by the age of 13 when there was snow on 13 channels after midnight. My favorite horror movies are Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, and the Evil Dead. My favorite movie of all time Is Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life with James Stewart. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker , Clive Cussler, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, James Lee Burke, Richard Matheson, Lee Child, Jack Ketchum& Jack Kilborn/Konrath.
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