My Roommate-the Devil Worshiper

my roommate-the devil worshiper

My roommate-the devil worshiper had horns on his head. But, hey dude, my mom never raised me to¬† make snap judgments about people by the way they look and dress. What do I know about devil worship. Live and let live; that’s my motto. Do unto others, you know, the golden rule.

Believe me, I’m a free spirit and I march to a different drum myself, good buddy. As long as you don’t mind sharing a room with a necrophiliac, we’re cool.

In case you’re wondering, I’m not a serial killer like Jeffrey Daumer, I have a friend who works nights at Angus Scumm’s funeral parlor. He lets me play with the corpses for a sawbuck most Tuesdays and Thursday nights. As long as I don’t muss their hair and their makeup and I get their clothes back on right afterwards, it’s ride ’em cowboy all night if I want to.

What! You already have someone in mind for a roommate. Well, why didn’t you say so?

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About billywellshorror@gmail.com

I have written 171 short stories so far in my quest to exceed Ray Bradbury's 400 short stories. It goes without saying it will be an uphill climb. My web site, billywellshorror.com, includes sample stories from all ten horror story collections. Since reviews are the life's blood of every author, I would greatly appreciate a review of any of my books on Amazon.com and hold anyone who does in high esteem for all eternity. Stephen King is my favorite horror writer, and I admire what King has accomplished in the horror genre in terms of movies made from his considerable volume of work. My Coffeesmoke channel on You Tube has amassed over 2,600,000 hits, mostly from my "Dead Celebrities" videos. I love movies and had seen over 1,500 by the age of 13 when there was snow on 13 channels after midnight. My favorite horror movies are Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, and the Evil Dead. My favorite movie of all time Is Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life with James Stewart. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker , Clive Cussler, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, James Lee Burke, Richard Matheson, Lee Child, Jack Ketchum& Jack Kilborn/Konrath.
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