My Torture Chamber Is Dark As A Dungeon

My Torture Chamber Is Dark As A Dungeon

My torture chamber is dark as a dungeon, and it has a very unpleasant odor. I need to hire an interior decorator to spruce it up and purchase an air purifier so I can breathe without retching.
In addition, I also need a new operating table. The current one has too many layers of blood and gore. Also, my circular saws are so dull from overuse, I have to strain much harder to crack the chest cavity and the skull than I used to.

Finally, The acoustics are also miserable. Sometimes the overzealous screams of agony almost puncture my delicate eardrums.

Life is hard and then you die.

I remember a simpler time before the zombie apocalypse when I only had a few tools to work with like a scalpel , a hammer, a  screwdriver, and a chainsaw. Now you need to be a rocket scientist to keep up with the latest torture technology.

Woe is me…

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I have written 171 short stories so far in my quest to exceed Ray Bradbury's 400 short stories. It goes without saying it will be an uphill climb. My web site,, includes sample stories from all ten horror story collections. Since reviews are the life's blood of every author, I would greatly appreciate a review of any of my books on and hold anyone who does in high esteem for all eternity. Stephen King is my favorite horror writer, and I admire what King has accomplished in the horror genre in terms of movies made from his considerable volume of work. My Coffeesmoke channel on You Tube has amassed over 2,600,000 hits, mostly from my "Dead Celebrities" videos. I love movies and had seen over 1,500 by the age of 13 when there was snow on 13 channels after midnight. My favorite horror movies are Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, and the Evil Dead. My favorite movie of all time Is Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life with James Stewart. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker , Clive Cussler, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, James Lee Burke, Richard Matheson, Lee Child, Jack Ketchum& Jack Kilborn/Konrath.
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