Not Human

She’s not human and she has an ax. She looks hungry. She doesn’t look or sound like she would make a good bridge partner since she only  makes unintelligible grunts and groans.

The next scream you hear, may be your own if you try to touch her, you know…get her in the sack. She only wants to eat you, not have sex with you. She’s pigeon-toed but she shambles pretty fast. They also say in her prime she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and afterward suck a golf ball through forty feet of garden hose, whatever that means.

She rarely eats animals. She’s always been a people person.

If you’d like some horror stories to read for Halloween, enjoy one of my horror collections by clicking the cover:

Sample one of my FREE sample stories:

This entry was posted in Book Promotion, Zombie Humor and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.