Rare Bald Pate Shining In the Hot Sun

Rare Bald Pate Shining In the Hot Sun

Wow! Nothing gives me hunger tantrums like the sight of a gleaming, rare bald pate shining in the hot sun. I start to salivate right away when an unsuspecting human comes within eating distance. I can deal with male pattern baldnessĀ  in a pinch. Picking the hair from my teeth when I’m munching on the ears is annoying, but what’s a hungry zombie to do. There’s so much competition during the apocalypse, and rare bald pates are less common than a full crop of ugly hair.

Gee, how I would have loved to sink my teeth into Yul Brynner’s scalp, but I wasn’t even born when he roamed the earth. Maybe Bruce Willis will come along if he plays a part calling for no hair. I am infatuated by movie stars, but I never see one in this shitty neighborhood. Curses!

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About billywellshorror@gmail.com

I have written 171 short stories so far in my quest to exceed Ray Bradbury's 400 short stories. It goes without saying it will be an uphill climb. My web site, billywellshorror.com, includes sample stories from all ten horror story collections. Since reviews are the life's blood of every author, I would greatly appreciate a review of any of my books on Amazon.com and hold anyone who does in high esteem for all eternity. Stephen King is my favorite horror writer, and I admire what King has accomplished in the horror genre in terms of movies made from his considerable volume of work. My Coffeesmoke channel on You Tube has amassed over 2,600,000 hits, mostly from my "Dead Celebrities" videos. I love movies and had seen over 1,500 by the age of 13 when there was snow on 13 channels after midnight. My favorite horror movies are Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, and the Evil Dead. My favorite movie of all time Is Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life with James Stewart. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker , Clive Cussler, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, James Lee Burke, Richard Matheson, Lee Child, Jack Ketchum& Jack Kilborn/Konrath.
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