Relax-I’m Just Messing With His Head

Relax-I'm Just Messing With His Head

Relax-I’m just messing with his head. I’m a serial killer who likes to stage my victims in conspicuous places. For instance, I think this head would look good on the body of a goat riding the cannon in the Town Square. Without a doubt, this could be one of my best creations.

Consequently, if you want to find out more about me, I’m in the story, The Joker, in Billy Wells’ collection Scary Stories: A Collection of Horror-Volume 5.

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The nightmares include:

SOMETHING IN THE WELL: Jules has no choice but to go to the well where a demon granted a wish that saved his father’s life for a price.

SOMEONE TO KILL: Brent has a butcher knife and he’s looking for someone to kill on a lonely street tonight.

GRANDPA: The zombie apocalypse has begun and Grandpa is near death in the next room.

THE PARTY: A man crashes a Halloween party mysteriously held in a dilapidated mansion unoccupied for decades.

THE FEUD: After twelve years of truce between two feuding families, Jasper Stump is missing and a beast is devouring people in the woods.

THE TOASTER: The City of Baltimore appropriates funds to move Edgar Allen Poe’s gravesite to a new mausoleum.

SHADY REST: A rehabilitated psychopath, who inherited millions, leaves the asylum with eight friends willing to share her sprawling mansion.

THE LOSER: A disillusioned wife regrets marrying her loser husband who fathered two pathetic dolts and fantasizes how great life would be without them.

NIGHT VISITORS: A horror writer fears the torturers he created in his stories will come for him one dark night.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: Two young lovers infatuated with one another begin to see imperfections as their wedding day approaches.

THE JOKER: An author plans to use the comedic M.O. of the way a real serial killer staged his victims in his next novel.

The VAMPIRE KILLER: A man claims the iconic rock star he killed with a wooden stake was a vampire not a man.

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I have written 171 short stories so far in my quest to exceed Ray Bradbury's 400 short stories. It goes without saying it will be an uphill climb. My web site,, includes sample stories from all ten horror story collections. Since reviews are the life's blood of every author, I would greatly appreciate a review of any of my books on and hold anyone who does in high esteem for all eternity. Stephen King is my favorite horror writer, and I admire what King has accomplished in the horror genre in terms of movies made from his considerable volume of work. My Coffeesmoke channel on You Tube has amassed over 2,600,000 hits, mostly from my "Dead Celebrities" videos. I love movies and had seen over 1,500 by the age of 13 when there was snow on 13 channels after midnight. My favorite horror movies are Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, and the Evil Dead. My favorite movie of all time Is Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life with James Stewart. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker , Clive Cussler, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, James Lee Burke, Richard Matheson, Lee Child, Jack Ketchum& Jack Kilborn/Konrath.
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