Toothy the Vampire


Toothy the Vampire, had a graveyard stench, all right.
Her face was pale, and her breath was stale when we dug her up last night.

Toothy the Vampire, was too grisly to behold,
Sometimes a wolf, sometimes a bat with two eyes as black as coal.

There must have been some magic in that old black cloak we found,
For when we placed around her neck, she began to dance around!

Toothy the Vampire was as dead as she could be;
but she liked to bite with all her might and drink blood endlessly.

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at Toothy go.

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
Watch her dead eyes glow.

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I have written 171 short stories so far in my quest to exceed Ray Bradbury's 400 short stories. It goes without saying it will be an uphill climb. My web site,, includes sample stories from all ten horror story collections. Since reviews are the life's blood of every author, I would greatly appreciate a review of any of my books on and hold anyone who does in high esteem for all eternity. Stephen King is my favorite horror writer, and I admire what King has accomplished in the horror genre in terms of movies made from his considerable volume of work. My Coffeesmoke channel on You Tube has amassed over 2,600,000 hits, mostly from my "Dead Celebrities" videos. I love movies and had seen over 1,500 by the age of 13 when there was snow on 13 channels after midnight. My favorite horror movies are Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, and the Evil Dead. My favorite movie of all time Is Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life with James Stewart. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker , Clive Cussler, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, James Lee Burke, Richard Matheson, Lee Child, Jack Ketchum& Jack Kilborn/Konrath.
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