What Part Of I Told You To Wait

What Part Of I Told You To Wait

What part of I told you to wait did you not understand?

Why did you have to follow me into the bedroom? I wanted this to be a surprise, but you spoiled it. Now I won’t get to handcuff you to the bed and extract each tooth with my pliers. Now there’s nothing left to do, but just kill you.

Damn, I was looking forward to torturing and mutilating you all day. You remind me so much of my boss at the shoelace factory. My boss is a real asshole. But I’ve got plans for him, too.

Men are pigs, and they need to die.

How do you like my knife? Even Crocodile Dundee would be impressed with thisĀ  toad sticker. Don’t you think?

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About billywellshorror@gmail.com

I have written 171 short stories so far in my quest to exceed Ray Bradbury's 400 short stories. It goes without saying it will be an uphill climb. My web site, billywellshorror.com, includes sample stories from all ten horror story collections. Since reviews are the life's blood of every author, I would greatly appreciate a review of any of my books on Amazon.com and hold anyone who does in high esteem for all eternity. Stephen King is my favorite horror writer, and I admire what King has accomplished in the horror genre in terms of movies made from his considerable volume of work. My Coffeesmoke channel on You Tube has amassed over 2,600,000 hits, mostly from my "Dead Celebrities" videos. I love movies and had seen over 1,500 by the age of 13 when there was snow on 13 channels after midnight. My favorite horror movies are Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, and the Evil Dead. My favorite movie of all time Is Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life with James Stewart. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker , Clive Cussler, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, James Lee Burke, Richard Matheson, Lee Child, Jack Ketchum& Jack Kilborn/Konrath.
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