Zombie Humor: I Can’t Look

Zombie Humor: I Can't Look

Zombie Humor: I Can’t Look

It’s behind me, isn’t it ? I can smell the stench of its fetid breath. It’s going to eat me isn’t it? I’m so scared I can’t move a muscle. I’m going to die, aren’t I?

Yes, bitch. If you don’t move your ass and come with me right now. Our friends will give us safe harbor until the cure is found.

Where are my shoes? Where are my sunglasses?

I’m sorry. I love you dearly, but if this zombie bites you…

But darling, love means never having to say you’re sorry.

Chomp. Chomp.

Not during the zombie apocalypse. I’m outta here.

If you like horror, try one of my collections…if you dare:

Don’t Look Behind You: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DCFQTVE

Scary Stories Vol 1: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GA55824

Scary Stories Vol 2: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00J0GUEMO

Scary Stories Vol 3: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L4Y3LES 



About billywellshorror@gmail.com

I have written 171 short stories so far in my quest to exceed Ray Bradbury's 400 short stories. It goes without saying it will be an uphill climb. My web site, billywellshorror.com, includes sample stories from all ten horror story collections. Since reviews are the life's blood of every author, I would greatly appreciate a review of any of my books on Amazon.com and hold anyone who does in high esteem for all eternity. Stephen King is my favorite horror writer, and I admire what King has accomplished in the horror genre in terms of movies made from his considerable volume of work. My Coffeesmoke channel on You Tube has amassed over 2,600,000 hits, mostly from my "Dead Celebrities" videos. I love movies and had seen over 1,500 by the age of 13 when there was snow on 13 channels after midnight. My favorite horror movies are Halloween, Night of the Living Dead, and the Evil Dead. My favorite movie of all time Is Frank Capra's It's A Wonderful Life with James Stewart. My favorite authors are Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, John Sandford, Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker , Clive Cussler, James Patterson, Jeffery Deaver, Dean Koontz, Edgar Allen Poe, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, James Lee Burke, Richard Matheson, Lee Child, Jack Ketchum& Jack Kilborn/Konrath.
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