Zombie Humor: I Love Knives
My babysitter asked me what I wanted to play with. I love knives, so I told her the truth. She ignored me and gave me a lame teddy bear.
Later, she asked what game I wanted to play. I told her Bury the Hatchet, of course, but when she suggested we play monopoly, I stabbed her. I’m pretty sure she won’t be my babysitter anymore.
It’s sad, but I run through babysitters like corn through a goose.
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