What does a zombie do when he sees buzzards feasting on road kill? He shoos them away and sinks his teeth into it, of course.
When do we eat?
The young zombie pleads, “Mom! I’m so hungry, have you chopped up the hobo yet?”
“Keep your head on, son, it’s hard to shamble on one leg on a bloody floor.”
What do you do if you’re at a bar and a zombie whispers in your ear? Kiss it goodbye and grab some napkins to stop the bleeding.
What do zombies say
if they see a dog squashed on the highway by an eighteen wheeler?
Responses as they shamble blindly into the highway to shoo away the buzzards:
Waste not, want not!
I saw it first!
He who hesitates is lost!
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